Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 04, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: I don't understand having plants. Chazz: What do you mean? Poncho: You have to take care of them, but they don't give you anything in return. Chazz: That's true, they don't give you chewed slippers, muddy carpets, dug-up gardens, headaches, vet bills... There's lots they don't give you. Poncho: Sometimes they fall over. Chazz: Don't you dare!
alondra over 15 years ago
Tell him it can’t love the way you can Poncho.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
C’mon Poncho, use your imagination.
carmy over 15 years ago
Terry, are you suggesting that Ponch should take a whiz on the plant?
McGehee over 15 years ago
It also can’t mooch the way Poncho can.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Plants give you no spirit of adventure.
TapiocaHead over 15 years ago
Plants are good therapy tho, they don’t answer back to you like Poncho.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
But when a plant dies, does anyone care?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Yes fritzoid, I am the outdoor watering wizard, while my wife takes care of the indoor plants and unfortunately I hate to see a plant die. This winter was particularly tough. I hate nurturing a plant only to see it die. But, that said, I’d rather lose a plant than an pet.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
A. Whitney Brown used to have a bit “I’m a vegetarian. Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.”
keeleyg over 15 years ago
Cmon Poncho we all know plants are for cats…to destroy! Good boy Poncho!