Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 31, 2011
Transcript:
Poncho: If cats weren't brainwashing you then why would you have so many of them? They're all the dang same! Chazz: I dunno… that one cat seems to be trying to be nice to you, Poncho. Carmen: That's Mr. Moo Mittens! Poncho: It's all part of the charade! Chazz: Why don't you give hims chance? Carmen: He seems to like you. Chazz: I think he's trying to get you to play with him. Poncho: What? Pull your finger? Snort, yeah right!
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
Welcome to the fur family, Poncho!
cdward over 13 years ago
The only answer: get more dogs!
dre7861 over 13 years ago
“Mr. Moo Mittens”!!!I could dislike Carmen just for that reason alone.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Cats are “all the same” only to dogs, Poncho. I bet if we saw these cats through Carmen’s eyes instead of yours, they’d all be different colours and sizes! (All the cats in my herd are quite different.)
LingeeWhiz over 13 years ago
Ahh, the old ’Pull my finger" trick…. I see how you are…
Algolei over 13 years ago
“Mr. Moo Mittens.” Now she’s got cows involved!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Destiny, cats ARE all the same, but it’s part of their pernicious mind-control that makes them APPEAR to look different to humans. Dogs are immune.
It’s like that “Twilight Zone” episode with the mountain man (and his dog) at the gates of “Heaven”: A man will walk right into Hell with his eyes wide open, but it’s not that easy to fool a dog.
Or, as Nikos Kazantzakis (almost) said: “There is only one cat in the world, but it has a million faces.”
Paula over 13 years ago
Cats are individuals, each with it’s own personality, just like dogs, and, um, people.
chatroux over 13 years ago
You never have to scold a cat for eating dog poop!!!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Can’t tell one from the other, eh Poncho?!