Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 20, 1951
Transcript:
Charlie Brown, Patty, and Violet stand arguing in the field next to a snowman. Violet says,"It's My snowman!" Charlie Brown says,"It is not! He's in My yard!" Patty says,"And I helped build him!"<BR><BR> Violet continues,"I started him!" He raises his hands between them and continues,"It's my yard!" Patty continues,"I worked the hardest!"<BR><BR> They start fighting and screaming, "He's mine!"<BR><BR> They walk off in different directions, each holding a piece of the snowman<BR><BR>
yow4zip Premium Member about 13 years ago
They killed him!
RoofDog about 12 years ago
Only the snowman’s true owner would have given him up before seeing him split up into pieces.
gamer2k4 over 11 years ago
“A good compromise leaves everyone mad.”
decimator1337 about 11 years ago
Wait, if she worked hardest on him, shouldn’t she get the base instead of the head? I think Charlie Brown got her piece.
b2grimmy over 7 years ago
Even Steven
Stormwyrm over 7 years ago
King Solomon facepalms.
Chicken Stripperr over 6 years ago
WTF just happened?!
Commenter8888 over 3 years ago
split evenly.
[Unnamed Reader - b10daf] 3 months ago
One of Schulz’ closer approaches to satire.