Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 13, 1961

Transcript:

Lucy sits in the psychiatric help stand and says, "Next case!" Charlie Brown walks away and says, "Somehow I feel worse now than before I came!"<BR><BR> Lucy waves her hand and says, "C'mon, step right up! Don't be bashful!"<BR><BR> Linus says, "I have a problem but I'm not sure you can help me . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "Wouldn't it be difficult for you to treat someone in your own family?"<BR><BR> Lucy replies, "Nonsense! I have learned to be completely objective . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Once I take my position at this desk, I leave all my personal prejudices behind me!" Linus says, "That's very commendable."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Now you just sit right there and tell me what your trouble is . . . Don't be afraid to pour out your heart . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "Well, most of the time I"m a pretty happy person . . . I mean I'm usually quite content . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "My only problem is this sister of mine who . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy hits Linus.<BR><BR>