Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 04, 1964

Transcript:

Lucy holds out a football and says, "I'll hold the ball and you kick it . . ." Charlie Brown turns his back and says, "Oh, brother!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I don't mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me . . . You must think I'm really stupid . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy kneels next to the football and says, "I know you don't trust me, Charlie Brown . . . You think that I'm going to pull this football away when you come runing up to kick it . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy holds out a piece of paper and says, "Well, here's a signed document testifying that I promise not to do it . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away reading the paper and says, "It is signed! It's a signed document!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown clutches the piece of paper and runs down the field saying, "I guess if you have a signed document in your possession, you can't go wrong . . . This year I'm really going to kick that football!"<BR><BR> Lucy pulls away the football at the last minute.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown flies into the air and then lands on the ground with a large wump!<BR><BR> Lucy looks at the piece of paper and says, "Peculiar thing about this document . . . It was never notarized!" Charlie Brown sighs.<BR><BR>