Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 29, 1966

Transcript:

Lucy walks up to Charlie Brown holding a bat and says, "I have great news for you, manager!"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "This year I'm going to concentrate on my hitting . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I have it all figured out . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown rolls his eyes as Lucy says, "All I need is one hit, and I can raise my lifetime batting average to .001!"<BR><BR>