Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 15, 1967

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Violet, Patty and Pig Pen sit outside. Violet asks, "Have you ever considered what a good husband Pig Pen would make?"<BR><BR> Patty sticks out her tongue and says, "Ugh! I can't imagine anything worse!"<BR><BR> Pig Pen says, "On the contrary . . . I think I'd be a real bargain . . ."<BR><BR> Pig Pen continues, "She'd get a husband and an acre of good topsoil!"<BR><BR>