FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 05, 2011

Poor deluded Jason.

“Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: speedy Paige goes in, speedy Paige comes out.” :)

That was greAt

Most of the Sunday strips don’t have it. It’s too bad, because a few of them desperately need it (think Tank McNamara).

If you want to see better use your control button and wheel on your mouse to make bigger or smaller. Also View has text size resize.

Wouldn’t he want to play Portal 2, even though he’s probably finished it already?

And he’d get bonus points for having a potato stuck on his gun.

Apparently they replaced their toy iFruit sometime between Classic and Modern! New computer, same old Jason…

What does it say on that cardboard tube?

Aperture Laboratories

He should burn her with combustible lemons!

Thanks for the tip on zooming with the mouse wheel, Kab. I never knew you could do that!

What is that white thing on the floor?

its a doggie,by a nose ?

Carpet doesn’t usually make a good portal surface. Theirs must be made of moon rocks.

If that gun actually worked, he’d have little reason to play a mere simulation.

LOL! if Jason did have that kind of weapon…… Paige and peter would be goners! Especially Paige.

portals a fun game

Your carpet isn’t made of moon rocks?

@buggerlugs and @doc whiteI think it’s GlaDOS, the main enemy.@truecanadianliberal and @ledzepplinpro“The game primarily comprises a series of puzzles that must be solved by teleporting the player’s character and simple objects using the “the handheld portal device”, a device that can create inter-spatial portals between two flat planes."My first reaction upon seeing this was “Ooh! Noob Saibot’s babality!” D’oh.

Life is a game; gaming is life.

@ledzepplin – It’s a physics-based puzzle game with fairly minimal violence. The game was originally released in a compilation called The Orange Box with little known about it (to the masses anyway) other than its T rating and the fact that it was a puzzle game. It’s more rewarding to play it without knowing much about it, but in essence, the objective is to move through puzzle/test chambers using only your Portal gun, abusing momentum conserved while you pass through the Portals.

Portal? Shouldn’t it be Portal 2? Or is Jason really behind the times?

…adding to the plethora of zoom options… On Windows machines running Win2000 or later, there is an “Magnifier” function in the Start/Accessories/Ease Of Access menu that acts just like a hand held magnifying glass. Very helpful for temporary magnification needs.

…adding to the plethora of zoom solutions…If you’re on a machine running Windows 2000 or later, there is a “Magnifier” function in the Start/Accessories/Ease Of Access menu that acts just like a hand held magnifying glass. Great for temporary magnification without having to re-set your settings.

I wonder if there will be any cake.

=)

I’m making a note here, huge success!

Feel his wrath, Paige.

if it were real, i know i’d buy one.

haha metroid kid.

let him get on the computer woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is one disfuctional family eveyone has. Roger: is too soft to swing a golf club and too clueless to do anything els;Andy: can’t cook and if you look closely has no sense of humorand is too spineless to stop her kids from destroying the house;Peter: does all the chores for the whole family but besides making him do it no one cares; Paig; is forever being tormented by her family; and Jason: is an evil genius.

@buggerlugs @doc white I think that’s Jason’s Portal arm, & we’re seeing the comic from his POV.

love portal and wish I could do that

Wait a minute, Jason’s playing Portal? Wouldn’t that conflict with this? http://www.gocomics.com/foxtrotclassics/2009/08/13

“MMMMOOOMMMMMMM JASONS BRINGING OUT A PORTAL 2 SENTRY TURRET!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU

I love Portal! GLaDOS is awesome!!!!

Cake is a lie sucker!

I wanted cake… But NO… glados just had to drown me in the mysterious death liquid .

I feel fantastic and I’m still alive. And even better,I’m gonna play portal 2

Paige: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

Jason is so smart I’m sure it works.

Why don’t they play it together unless you can only play two players in portal 2, and they are playing portal (1).

Has Jason never ewondered who the main character looked like?