Dumpster behind the liquor store is stinky tonight. I got 7 rats in 3 days. Not a record, but not bad. I miss the Teacher. The competition is less sport, since I took him(her?) out. Taught the young’uns to avoid peanut butter. Obvious trap. Had a weakness for SlimJims though. Successor likes PayDay. It’s spite, he knows that’s my favorite.
pschearer: “Don’t the Brits bury pheasants to tenderize them?”
In “Shogun,” the Englishman John Blackthorne is gifted with a pheasant (or some other game-bird) by one of his Japanese vassals. He (Blackthorne) proudly hangs if from the porch rafters to let it “cure”, much to the mortification of his household staff (who, of course, would never shame him by telling him so). After about a week (maybe more?), one of his servants cuts the rotting carcass down and disposes of it, and then offers his own neck for Blackthorne to chop as punishment.
Blackthorne didn’t kill him, of course, but it’s nice to be asked. Where are you going to find domestic help like that nowadays? The Feudal Spirit died with Jeeves…
comicgos over 13 years ago
Ewwwwwww… I’ll skip dinner tonight!
EarlWash over 13 years ago
You bring that thing home and YOU’LL be the NEXT dead rat.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Nice confidence builder there, “Kind?” Maiden! Sheesh!!!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Aim a little higher and try for something a little bigger.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
TheSkulker over 13 years ago
“The tenderest of delights” ?Did he just get cataracts ?
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Some How, I just keep seeing Howard Keel and Kathyrn Grayson in “Kiss Me Kate”………………..
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
MMM….lets see…dead rat, eye of newt, some finger nails? Could be a witches brew.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Dumpster behind the liquor store is stinky tonight. I got 7 rats in 3 days. Not a record, but not bad. I miss the Teacher. The competition is less sport, since I took him(her?) out. Taught the young’uns to avoid peanut butter. Obvious trap. Had a weakness for SlimJims though. Successor likes PayDay. It’s spite, he knows that’s my favorite.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Don’t the Brits bury pheasants to tenderize them? (Or was it peasants? No, that’s the French.)
jkoskov over 13 years ago
Ahh… We’ve just observed the very beginnings of the VEGETARIAN!
dimeadance over 13 years ago
man’s best friend?
TexTech over 13 years ago
@SCAATY_423I would have to say the answer to your question is a resounding YES!@LewreaderThat thing she is stirring up looks bigger than a teapot.
Neanderthal over 13 years ago
I know my dog would.
stvmann71966 over 13 years ago
Pokemon? If she wants something bigger let it evolve into sand slash.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
pschearer: “Don’t the Brits bury pheasants to tenderize them?”
In “Shogun,” the Englishman John Blackthorne is gifted with a pheasant (or some other game-bird) by one of his Japanese vassals. He (Blackthorne) proudly hangs if from the porch rafters to let it “cure”, much to the mortification of his household staff (who, of course, would never shame him by telling him so). After about a week (maybe more?), one of his servants cuts the rotting carcass down and disposes of it, and then offers his own neck for Blackthorne to chop as punishment.
Blackthorne didn’t kill him, of course, but it’s nice to be asked. Where are you going to find domestic help like that nowadays? The Feudal Spirit died with Jeeves…