I love the smell of dog breath in the morning. You know, one time we were stuck in a Moby Tadpole blind, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked out. We didn’t find one sign of him, not one stinkin’ bit of body odor. The smell, you know that empty frog smell, the whole pond. Smelled like victory.
Doggie breath is bad, I agree, but there was a guy who rode in the fire company I used to be in whose nickname was “Billy” because his breath was like that of a billy goat. Black coffee and unfiltered cigarettes. He could knock a fly off of a $h!Twagon at 100 yards.
detour_jones about 15 years ago
I love the smell of dog breath in the morning. You know, one time we were stuck in a Moby Tadpole blind, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked out. We didn’t find one sign of him, not one stinkin’ bit of body odor. The smell, you know that empty frog smell, the whole pond. Smelled like victory.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
So that’s why they can never catch Moby tadpole.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Can’t Rover drown in that space helmet if he starts to drool? Or is there a special provision for that?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doggie breath, best weapon known to man!!
robertdcurtis about 15 years ago
Better than what comes out the other end.
MisngNOLA about 15 years ago
Doggie breath is bad, I agree, but there was a guy who rode in the fire company I used to be in whose nickname was “Billy” because his breath was like that of a billy goat. Black coffee and unfiltered cigarettes. He could knock a fly off of a $h!Twagon at 100 yards.