(A friend of mine was once making a presentation to a bunch of people at some Silicon Valley start-up when she said “It’s not rocket science”. There was an awkward silence, so she asked what was wrong. Turns out they were all rocket scientists.)
I’m useless when it comes to fixing things. My dad’s job required him to travel, so he was gone a lot. I learned all my mother’s skills, so I am good cook and baker and artist, but put a tool in my hand and all I can show for it are bloody knuckles and a repair bill.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
I never metaphor I didn’t like.
(A friend of mine was once making a presentation to a bunch of people at some Silicon Valley start-up when she said “It’s not rocket science”. There was an awkward silence, so she asked what was wrong. Turns out they were all rocket scientists.)
alondra over 15 years ago
Take comfort Earl. She married you for something other than your brains. Must’ve been your brawn.
carmy over 15 years ago
Earl, aren’t you supposed to turn off the water first?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Is Earl a handy man that can fix everything around their house? I doubt it.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I’m useless when it comes to fixing things. My dad’s job required him to travel, so he was gone a lot. I learned all my mother’s skills, so I am good cook and baker and artist, but put a tool in my hand and all I can show for it are bloody knuckles and a repair bill.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Earl wishes that button was on her mouth, huh?
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Blurble-Glug-Griggle-Blub!!!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
and, a fool and his money is worth two in the bush
joannepowers Premium Member over 15 years ago
Eh, just jiggle the thingy and listen for the “thunk”.
SidSnomann over 15 years ago
I used to work at a guvmint facility supporting rocket scientists. They were not the brightest light bulb in the crayon box.
SidSnomann over 15 years ago
I used to work at a guvmint facility supporting rocket scientists. They were not the brightest light bulb in the crayon box.
Donna Haag over 15 years ago
I have a friend who is a rocket scientist and can’t work the stereo
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
With all those years of school, rocket scientists have precious little room left for such tedious information as how to operate simpler machines.