Pickles by Brian Crane for May 07, 2009

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    pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I never metaphor I didn’t like.

    (A friend of mine was once making a presentation to a bunch of people at some Silicon Valley start-up when she said “It’s not rocket science”. There was an awkward silence, so she asked what was wrong. Turns out they were all rocket scientists.)

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    alondra  over 15 years ago

    Take comfort Earl. She married you for something other than your brains. Must’ve been your brawn.

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    Earl, aren’t you supposed to turn off the water first?

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    Is Earl a handy man that can fix everything around their house? I doubt it.

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    I’m useless when it comes to fixing things. My dad’s job required him to travel, so he was gone a lot. I learned all my mother’s skills, so I am good cook and baker and artist, but put a tool in my hand and all I can show for it are bloody knuckles and a repair bill.

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    COWBOY7  over 15 years ago

    Earl wishes that button was on her mouth, huh?

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    Radical-Knight  over 15 years ago

    Blurble-Glug-Griggle-Blub!!!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    and, a fool and his money is worth two in the bush

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    joannepowers Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Eh, just jiggle the thingy and listen for the “thunk”.

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    SidSnomann  over 15 years ago

    I used to work at a guvmint facility supporting rocket scientists. They were not the brightest light bulb in the crayon box.

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    SidSnomann  over 15 years ago

    I used to work at a guvmint facility supporting rocket scientists. They were not the brightest light bulb in the crayon box.

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    Donna Haag  over 15 years ago

    I have a friend who is a rocket scientist and can’t work the stereo

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    johnnydoc5  over 15 years ago

    With all those years of school, rocket scientists have precious little room left for such tedious information as how to operate simpler machines.

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