Pickles by Brian Crane for August 06, 2009

He’s dead.

You da man, Earl !

No dinner for Earl tonight.

No nothing for Earl tonight or in the near future for that matter. Poor guy, the thought was there!!! LOL

Opal take off that stupid thing and remove the contacts, then put your glasses back on. Then let’s plot ways to get even with Earl.

You have to love Earl, he does try…and Opal needs her glasses back!

Well why not, the dog wasn’t using it.

LOLS!

Sighhhh! Opal, do not rub your eyes with your hands; otherwise, the contact lens will slip inside your eyeballs so you cannot take it out from your eyes. Put your old eyeglasses on at once and for all.

Hey Earl!…..now you can get free HBO and other satellite programming….just get her outside and point her to 20 degrees south southeast….don’t know where you plug in the coax though….

I second what BC and Carmy said.

I dont think that Earl will be eatting at all tonight much less the rest of the week for that move and Opal needs to put her glasses back on.

Sure, he’ll regret it. But for now it has to be worth it.

I love that Brian doesn’t follow the crowd of male bashing. “Good for the gander is good for the goose” or vice versa. I especially love Pickles for the even handed gender difference humor.

Guilden_NL EVENHANDED to Opal means she can slap Earl upside the head when she feels like it assuming she can keep him talking long enough to track him

I failed wearing contacts for the same reason, they made my eyes terribly itchy!