The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 04, 2009
May 03, 2009
May 05, 2009
Transcript:
Police officer: We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady...although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?
margueritem over 15 years ago
So what was the crime?
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Felonious mopery.
bald over 15 years ago
that is an awfully thick hair
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
I used to try to find long hairs to play tricks (attach a plastic spider to one and make it move from a distance, for example).
risitas over 15 years ago
“All of it? Y’know how much that’ll cost??? Just give ‘em ‘bout 10 feet of it…..You can sew up the rip in the armchair w/the rest.”
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
The crime: kidnapping.
shorty14159 over 15 years ago
thought rapunzel was a blonde…..