Police detective: Well, Sarge, the polygraph results were inconclusive, but judging by his body language, I know he's lying.
He just can’t keep those fingers from giving him away.
but he looks too innocent to lie
They’ll never finger him. He looks like the mascot for Britain’s national lottery.
Guess what he looks like when he’s defiant or angry.
The real hamburger helper hand has 3 fingers. He is unable to swear.
It’s Master Hand! How’d he get out of the Smash Bros. games?
Better watch out, he has lasers, missiles, and he flicks you, and he slaps you.
Maybe they should bring in a palm reader instead of a polygraph…
I bet he was the one who killed Doughboy a while back.Or maybe he was in with the doughnut who was sniped.
margueritem over 15 years ago
He just can’t keep those fingers from giving him away.
bald over 15 years ago
but he looks too innocent to lie
Edcole1961 over 15 years ago
They’ll never finger him. He looks like the mascot for Britain’s national lottery.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Guess what he looks like when he’s defiant or angry.
eardroppings over 15 years ago
The real hamburger helper hand has 3 fingers. He is unable to swear.
Penguinassassin007 over 15 years ago
It’s Master Hand! How’d he get out of the Smash Bros. games?
Better watch out, he has lasers, missiles, and he flicks you, and he slaps you.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Maybe they should bring in a palm reader instead of a polygraph…
Cameloo over 15 years ago
I bet he was the one who killed Doughboy a while back.Or maybe he was in with the doughnut who was sniped.