The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 07, 2009

You’ve got a long way to go to accomplish the other four…

someone beat marg today

I’m thinking he’s not going to need a new ladder.

I apologize for my stupitude, but would someone please explain this cartoon to me?

Now I get it…It’s Tom Cruise…

Excuse me, isn’t #2 a bit unnecessary?

cOOk. The rumor is that Tom Cruise is gay and his marriages are to keep him a top romantic lead.

ooo, number 5 is a shot at short people everywhere

Tom Cruise is exceptionally strange. Still and all, he’s a pretty good actor, and he made at least a couple of good movies. Minority Report in particular, and Born on the Fourth of July.

It might be a sign of end-times that anybody actually credits Scientology as a religion, but I guess if you got your acolytes, you got yourself a religion, especially if the altar boys are insanely rich.

On the other hand, John Travolta is a good actor and a Scientologist, and he’s managed not to be entirely nuts.

Some people are so stupid they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.

I had NO idea who this was or why he was writing these things on the wall until one of the commentors mentioned it. I think this panel should have come out and tell us who it was because it doesn’t look anything like Cruise.

As a short person, I solved No.5 by marrying a tall wife. and why oh why would anyone want to appear on oprah???

Face it Tom, it’s Mission Impossible

LOL!! Looks just like them too!

What I want to know is how the list got so high on the wall - I suspect Katie did it out of meanness.

Going backwards up the list,I see

OOOh, haunting