The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 26, 2009
May 25, 2009
May 27, 2009
Transcript:
Man: ... Yours or not, it's a performance-enhancing substance and it was in your locker. I'm afraid you're off the team, son. The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.
margueritem over 15 years ago
So that’s how it all started…
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) Don’t let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) He stands there laughin’ with his hands on his hips And then he hits you with a can of beans”. Jolly Green Giant The Kingsmen
wicky over 15 years ago
How would they have reacted if they had found KY jelly in his locker?……….poop, poop, pee, doop!
Iphelia over 15 years ago
I hope his aparagus didn’t shrink
risitas over 15 years ago
A-GROW’D!!!
wicky over 15 years ago
Miracle gro is on the bottom end of the “speed” scale, but there it is.