The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2009

She’d make a pretty hot gold statue.

This is his golden opportunity.

Once there was a man who found a genie-in-a-bottle. When the genie popped out, he told the man that since the economy was in such bad shape, what with inflation and all, he could only grant the man one wish.

The man thought a moment, and figured with the economy in such bad shape, why not get the Midas touch? SO he asked the genie to give him the MIdas touch.

For the rest of his life, everything the man touched turned into a muffler.

Moral of the story: Never talk to genies during a Recession.

Excellent, LibrarianinTraining, comment funnier than cartoon!

one of the original gold diggers,,,,

They would make beautiful music together, unfortunate for her it would be heavy metal…

decisions decisions …. what to do ????

careful there cabrobst

‘there’s gold in them thar hills”

I’ve always wondered how exactly the ‘goldification’ would happen. Wouldn’t it continue to the ground the person/object is standing upon?

And if not then why does it ‘aurize’ the clothes as well? I mean I know it’s all artistic license but it always bothered me.

No need to kiss her on the lips, She’s a virgin maiden, this bodacious miss. He could just nibble on her ear. Then she’d turn into Golda Meir.

doctortoon….

If the process takes an hour or two he’s better be careful not to get too carried away, or he may….oh, you know.

If he touches himself in his “special place”, will that turn to gold as well?

I dunno, she’s got that reverse-doublejointed elbow thing going on…but since Bea Aurther passed away, she’ll make a good Golden Girls replacement, hehe

lobkiller: That looks more like a left hand on her right arm.

careful there pbuckland

Go for the gold!