Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 13, 2003

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Pete: Ahh... Sunday finnies. Kingston: I hear that! Pete: There should be more of 'em, you know? Look how big the rest of the paper is. Kingston: Oh, I know. Pete: You could stop a humvee with this thing. And what do we get? Six measly pages of colored funny goodness. And look at all these ads! Kingston: Unacceptable! Pete: I demand equal representation for the comics! Kingston: We will be heard! Pete: I will not rest until we have twelve pages! Kingston: With no ads! Pete: Comics readers must rise up and demand that they be heard-- Call now! Call Wacky Jimmy the beepre prince. He'll sell you a beeper for just a few pence! 555-1344.