Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2011
Transcript:
Cobra: You took your sweet time getting that grabby python off me! Rip: Sorry, I was a little busy drowning in a mire of quicksand! Cobra: Hey, what's that in the clearing? Rip: Looks like a no good-mercenary tavern. Cobra: The kind of place where kidnappers who hid in swamps would hang loose and get their zima on. TNT: Did you read that on Yelp or are you graspin' at straws, Rip?