Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 29, 2011

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Nate says, "Principal Nichols! Mr. Galvin has to retire soon, right?" Principal Nichols says, "Why would he have to retire?" Nate says, "It says in the school handbook that teachers have to retire at age seventy." Principal Nichols says, "You must have been looking at an outdated handbook, Nate." Principal Nichols says, "The school did away with that policy a few years ago." Nate says, "Oh." Nate says, "So I guess you won't be replacing him with a hot Swedish student teacher who moonlights as a bikini model." Principal Nichols says, "Probably not this week."