Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2011
Transcript:
E.B. says, "Actually, now that you mention it, I think I am aware of myself?" Monty says, "How do I know you're really self-aware and not just saying that?..." E.B. says, "Well how do I know you're self-aware?" Monty says, "Oh no. Don't try to turn this around. I'm totally self-aware! I'm totally and completely aware of myself!" E.B. says, "Do you know that no one thinks your imitation of Jay Leno is funny? People just laugh out of awkward embarrassment." Monty says, "That's not true! My uncle Morty thinks it's hilarious!"