Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 26, 2004

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Manfred: Wow! What a Christmas. Do you like your new virtual reality helmet? Pete: It's awesome! Manfred: What are you experiencing now? Pete: I'm in a mountain-climbing program. It's so real! I'm climbing Mount Everest! This is amazing! But...oh! I'm out of breath! And I'm so cold!! Manfred: Here. Drink this hot chocolate. Pete: Gasp! The altitude!! The cold!! Can't breathe! Change the tape!! My mucous membranes are freezing!! Manfred: I'm changing it!! Pete: Oh! There...that's better...what...what tape is this? Manfred: The O'Reilly Factor: "Too Hot for TV." Pete: Change it back!! Change it back!!