Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 29, 2005

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Television Announcer: Tragedy struck tonight at the posh country club Morningwood. A brown bear, spray-painted white, wreaked havoc at a cocktail party, claiming the club was species-ist. Throughout the parking lot, guests stood about in tuxes and gowns, stunned. Gloria Simmons gave her account...Gloria Simmons: It was horrible! There was punch and finger food everywhere!