Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2009

Be careful about the birth certificate. It may put you several decades out of her league.

Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.

And your bottle of Viagra.

Ask for her birth certificate too!

There’s gotta be a way to get next to a chick like this without birth certificates and pills. But sadly, I haven,t found it.

Jennifer is a byrd with nice drumstix.

Birth certificate hell, it’s her baggage check you need to see, and she looks like she has oodles of baggage.

God help you when she wakes up in the morning without her makeuup on. Where’s the window?

tbree said: “Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.”

———————————————————————————— How about a spring duck?

Since they ‘re birds wouldn’t it be a “Hatched Certificate?”

“Spring duck? How about a sprung goose?

Actually, she has a droopy beak and is obviously past her prime.

Past her prime? She had one?