A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter - Waiter, come taste the soup.
The waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
The man says: Taste the soup.
Waiter: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?
Man: Will you taste the soup?
Waiter: What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?
Man: Will you just taste the soup?!
Waiter: Alright, I’ll taste the soup - where’s the spoon??
montycantsin2 almost 16 years ago
Quick! Get his autograph!
stonehenge1951 almost 16 years ago
Superb, Mr. Bliss, Simply superb!!
mrprongs almost 16 years ago
And he’s doing the backstroke.
oldseadog almost 16 years ago
“Waiter, there’s a Vincent Price in my soup.” Just showing my age.
m_ortal almost 16 years ago
How are you today OldSeaDog? I fear your soup was past its expiration date. The chef is Sal from Manila.
boozoothatswho almost 16 years ago
Keep it down. Everybody’s going to want one.
Dirty Dragon almost 16 years ago
A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter - Waiter, come taste the soup. The waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? The man says: Taste the soup. Waiter: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? Man: Will you taste the soup? Waiter: What’s wrong, is the soup too cold? Man: Will you just taste the soup?! Waiter: Alright, I’ll taste the soup - where’s the spoon??
A-haaa!