Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 18, 2005

Transcript:

Pete: So, Jumbette. You said you've got a date tonight? Jumbette: Yeah. I've been trying this match.com thing. This guy sounds pretty nice. But I really haven't gotten many responses. Pete: Why not? Jumbette: "Two-ton, hose-nosed lady seeks gentle, caring Star Trek fan." Pete: Ooo. Yeah. I'd lose the Star Trek bit.