Garfield by Jim Davis for November 22, 2009
Transcript:
Spider: Hey, DIRTBAG! Yeah, YOU, king ugly! You're so ugly, you make onions cry! You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat by phone! And by the way, stupidville called...they need you to pose for the town statue! *WHACK* Garfield: Open mic night is getting out of hand. Spider: Is this thing on?
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
YEAH! The spiders are back.
Blur4449 almost 15 years ago
I like the title panel. Here’s a yo momma joke the spider might have said “Yo momma so ugly she scared the chrome off a car bumper.”
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Keep your day job, Spidey!
ben_david almost 15 years ago
Took a second look at the title panel to see the tail sticking out of the tail.
glslightning almost 15 years ago
The tail is sticking out of the neck…
drwatson almost 15 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
drwatson almost 15 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
drwatson almost 15 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Exterminate the mice (rodent revolution) that Garfield won’t touch. I once had to throw my cat at a mouse. Didn’t work.
Dkram almost 15 years ago
What we have here is a spider sucking around for a body cast. (x.x)
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alondra almost 15 years ago
Did Garfield actually crawl into the turkey in the first panel and there stands Jon with a huge knife? He’d better get out of there!
canadaeh almost 15 years ago
doing stand up is not easy
comYics almost 15 years ago
That audience wasnt too happy with that spiders performance.
Valis616 almost 15 years ago
Lewreader, you obviously didn’t throw it hard enough :P
skipandjan5253 almost 15 years ago
What Tail ??
battycomic Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That spider’s probably thinking, “Me and my biiiiiiiig mouth!”
Love the title panel!
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Personally, I like the spider’s jokes - he can perform for me any time…an arachnid Rickles.
1148559 almost 15 years ago
I never did care for Rickles’ type of “humor.” I just don’t see anything funny about insults. Kudos to Garfield here.
nemcoquah almost 15 years ago
my favorite comic is garfield. cuz i love cats.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Are spiders good at standup because they’ve got eight legs to stand up on?
Bittermelon of Truth almost 15 years ago
J.A.D. keep the I-hate-so-and-so-because-I-don’t-agree-with-em comments out of the comics. There are better venues.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Shouldn’t the mic have been flattened too, or is Garfield honing his skills??? :)
desturbedlio almost 15 years ago
first spiders, then the world!
G.V.007 almost 15 years ago
A spider on open mic what next a cockroach as a presidential candidate?
adam13245 almost 15 years ago
That spider NEDEED that, ‘cause he was making a fool of hiself in front of garfield.