Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 22, 2009

It was time to call security about two weeks ago.

More like a fireworks show!

Don’t Jack with a woman in love and on a mission !

Walt has her covered.

Be nice, Norman! ☺ My grandma’s name was Gertie. Is it my imagination, or is her nose getting bigger?

Well that’s one way to get Byrd’s attention!

Threats of violence? Really? Where?

Really disappointed in Gertie. Time to call the police.

I think she is great - Hopefully we will find out the end soon.

You’re right, crunkbot. Compare the obvious nose differences. Somebody GOOFED. Oh well, to err is human, like Gertie.

Seems to me Gertie is the victim here. She’s just standing up for what she perceives as her right to stay in the seat she paid for.

At someones else expense. Another couple are intitled to those seats. Gertie’s nose looks like different angle. I don’t blame Gertie, but next time don’t trust scalpers especially when charging a lot of money.

Gertie’s nose looks different because she’s in the early stages of transforming into the Hulk.

How would you like to wake up to that face every morning? Run Byrd, run!

Gertie won’t need the police…she looks like a marine drill sargent getting ready to “take names and kick A#@!”…

Can someone tell me how Byrd went from bluesman/dishwasher, got a record deal, to playing big venues where someone would bother to counterfeit tickets in only 3 months?

Looks like Skeezix will have to bail poor old Walt out of jail again.

I think the usher is a racial stereotype!

INSECURITY!

I think you’re right Gweedo, the problem is, I think the fire in her belly is going to be coming from a taser.