Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 03, 2009

Is that really a female behind the cup of coffee? It’s hard to tell.

Maybe IT doesn’t know!

Oh, touche, Mr. Mailman! :))

Yeah, I think the eyelashes give away her femalehood, if nothing else does.

I dunno….kinda looks like my friend’s son.

The only uniform that would be attracted to her would be the dog catcher.

Check out that honker.

Hey, I’m a retired mailman. At first I had these fantasies about hot housewives in loose bathrobes, but All I ever got bit by were dogs.

looks like Skyler in drag!

He looks more like corporal punishment.

can’t a girl flirt without a bunch of smart remarks, because it looks the the postman is going for her.

It looks to me like we’re having a transgender moment here and “General Delivery” is about to pick up mail he doesn’t want to mess with.

He looks more like Major Doofus to me.

Captain Obvious

I used to deliver newspapers at age 40. At times, collecting could be interesting………….

she’d probably prefer General Electric

I love women in uniforms….schoolgirl uniforms.

May be better off with Captian Morgan.