Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 29, 2009

Those collect calls are a dead giveaway every time.

Delbert the 14th? How many have there been, Broomie?

I have an ex just like that.

Well Sisyphos, Broomie is aged one-and-a-half in millenia, so….

All my exes live in Texas.

I was born in CO, and I moved, BTW, got an ex there 2.

how much is this gonna cost for a collect call ?

Never mind, the line went dead!

Good thing you weren’t contacting a zombie; those roaming charges can eat you alive! 8)