Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 30, 2008

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    KingRat  about 16 years ago

    They probably were using Aratech 74-Z speeder bikes and the primitive peoples thought they looked like brooms.

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    Digital Frog  about 16 years ago

    vacuum cleaners hadn’t been invented yet.

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    MotherOfMoses  about 16 years ago

    LOL good one frog.

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    AllensBrain  about 16 years ago

    “Practically perfect in every way,” but she’s a real road hog! And that umbrella is a real magic-guzzler!

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    eardroppings  about 16 years ago

    Witches prefer brooms because, basically, on the whole, vaccuums suck. Besides no one wants to live in a vaccum.

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    j0e-bl0  about 16 years ago

    Ralph!!! Ralph!!! ERP!!!! {vomit}

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    mrprongs  about 16 years ago

    Witches needed a vehicle that was easily disguised and unnoticeable when they were pretending to be regular women. Since women were often seen outside sweeping, a broom made perfect sense to ride on, and yet go unnoticed.

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    stuart  about 16 years ago

    “Witch” has many very different meanings. It could mean “medium” as in the “witch of Endor”. It could mean “satanist” as in dealing with demons. But this kind of “witch” is an “alchemist” - a kind of early sci-fi like in Harry Potter.

    Much of the magic of alchemy has been realized by modern science, from pages with moving pictures (e-paper) to transmuting elements. However, no one has invented a levitating personal transportation device as compact as the witches broom. Yet.

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    runar  about 16 years ago

    Witches are not satanists.

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    KingRat  about 16 years ago

    runar thats not what 16th century puritans thought just ask all the “witches” they burned.

    Witch - a term used by puritans of good standing in reference to the women they were having adulterous affairs with so they could stay in good standing.

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