Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 31, 2009

Looks sunny side up to me.

“Believe me ma’am, this is something I wouldn’t yolk about”.

I hope all the king’s horses are hungry.

This is not going to go over easy.

: ( i told him not to come here oh the eggmanity

I reckon sunny side up is better than strangled eggs.

I didn’t know he would be so thin shelled

Nice one Carmy! Mrs. Humpty looks a little shell-shocked to me…

if Mr Potato Head were in the tanning bed next door… there’d be Home Fries for everyone!

Sorry Mrs. Egg but we are scrambling to find out who poached your hubby.

dude got fried.

This is your insides on a tanning bed. Any questions?

More proof that white eggs are better than brown eggs.

His mom always wanted him to come out of his shell and be more sociable. I guess now the girls will eat him up.

hmm, Calvin, the NAABE* will soon be contacting you on your prejudicial comment!

this could be egg on your face!

*national association for the advancement of brown eggs

I brought the Bloody’s!!!

This cracks me up. Does this require a hard-boiled detective?

Maybe his partner turned Benedict on him…