Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 27, 2009

Since when do flying saucers have wheels?

Oh man, they jacked the landing gear!

Must have had whitewalls and spinners.

Must have had McPherson struts for landing gear.

22s.

Hope the dilithium crystals are still intact.

Dang, them Dubs for that ride must have cost mad cash. Probably at least 3 or 4 large.

whitewalls & spinner wheels….good one!

A martian, who was looking for a new little wheel for his spaceship, walked into a deli on the “East Side” of the Earth. He asked the proprietor, Mr. Goldberg, what that little round thing, sitting in the display window was.

“Why, that’s a bagel, of course”.

“What’s a bagel?”

“Here, I’ll let you to taste”.

The martian bit into it & said: ”Mmmm, this would be good with cream cheese & lox!”

if nothing else, they didnj’t get a parking ticket so they won’t have to come back to fight that in court, the police here usually are hard on out of towners.

Risitas: I forgive you for that

They had wheels since whenever they invented the wheel. Why not have wheels? Useful, great for landing gear.

Llewellenbruce said, 1 day ago

Since when do flying saucers have wheels?

Obviously since they got their stimulus check.