Annie by Jay Maeder and Alan Kupperberg for January 15, 2009

Make sure you stoke that furnace real good. You can’t get a DNA sample from ashes.

Remember guys, bones char, but do not burn.

They’ll have to grind up the bones afterwards. That’s what happens in cremetoriums. The ground-up bones are the ashes that people keep in urns.

trust me if the fire is hot enough the bones will go away too.

of course I doubt that the furnace hits 1550 F

Honestly, this is really stretching belief. The police aren’t trying to find out who murdered the Director and the VP? C’mon now

Be sure to rake the furnace ash and get rid of the teeth too.

Or better yet, keep him on ice and wheel him out for special events, “Weekend at Bernie’s” style.

Private police, foreign country, lots of money. What is not possible?

Er……. Since he is supposed to be an exact double of Warbucks, how do they know he isn’t the real one????

Time for a plastic surgeon to nip and tuck. Then bury him whereever.

You know, this is not a very good example of the moral character found at Warbuck, Inc. None of them even slow down to think, “Hey, this is wrong”?

“Not strictly LEGAL of course…”

Har har har

Morning, Anniephans!

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I like the above comments.