Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 11, 1999

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oh. my god. what?! is marci using your printer again? no, it's just that this summer went so fast! uhh! tell me about it! when we were kids, a summer lasted forever! i'd go through three best friends a summer. now there;s barely time to schedule a bar-b-que. everyone knows it's true. and scientists predicted it. what do you mean they predicted it? it's all environmental! the greenhouse effect! that's why summers are getting hotter! they only feel shorter! they feel hotter, too! what's your point? big business and politicians are all: 'it's all in your imagination.' this summer didn't feel too short to you, rick? but what's that got to do with carbon monoxide? come on! it was on 'action news' last night! i saw that! from memorial day to labor day, it's the shortest summer on record! what..? well, what do you want? he's management. another corporate apologist. oh my god! it's already noon! this is crazy!