Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 19, 2000

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Iron Chef vs. Bob This week's theme ingredient: Low-quality ground beef Announcer 1: Well, the iron chef has his work cut out for him today. Announcer 2: Yes, I'm told that Bob is the master at cooking with ground beef. Announcer 3: Oh, we're starting. Ah, look! Bob is browning the ground beef and pouring in Heinz Baked Beans. Now Iron Chef is brushing Phyllo dough. But wait! What's Bob doing? Bob is tossing in generic frozen mixed vegetables! Fascinating! He didn't even defrost them! Iron Chef has started a shitake mushroom risotto... Wow! Look at Bob's side! While his dish is simmering, Bob has stripped down to his underwear and is watching sportscenter! Iron Chef is chopping scallions now... Hold on! The challenger says he's done! Announcer 1: For maximum effect, we've been instructed to to taste Bob's creation straight out of the pan, standing over the sink, in our underwear. Announcer 2: Oh! It's sublime! Announcer 3: Ah. Announcer 1: Bob is truly the master chef! Announcer 2: Iron Chef, you can stop folding your pastries! Bob-san has won! IRON CHEF DEMANDS A REMATCH! Bob: Is there any more Sprite! Next Week's Theme Ingredient: Stouffer's Lasagna!