Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 10, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Natural World of Nature Scientist: This week -- our closest relative -- the chimpanzee! Scientist: Ah, look! It's a male chimp courting a female! How charming! Scientist: Yes, HETEROSEXUALITY is the most basic and NATURAL act for any species! Scientist: In fact, that's how we know homosexuality is immoral -- it's WHOLLY UNNATURAL! Scientist: Good lord! A raiding group of males is killing a rival group's babies! Scientist: Yes, that is natural behavior, but obviously savage beastly and IMMORAL! Scientist: Ah, here's another group of chimps -- and two females greeting each other. Scientist: Uh-oh. They're getting very...uh...FRIENDLY... Oh my. Scientist: Well, whatever they were doing, it couldn't have been homosexuality, because THAT'S not NATURAL, and this is... THE NATURAL WORLD OF NATURE! Next: How the human genetic disposition for homosexuality is not part of nature!