Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 24, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Thrilling Space Stories Starring Pres. Bush This week...TO THE MOON President Bush is on his way to the moon! George W. Bush: Warp factor eleven! I'm in a rush! BUGLES George W. Bush: WooEEE! I'd be a regular Tiger Woods up here! George W. Bush: Hey, little fella! You come back to America and work as a gardener, and I'll let you get a driver's license! George W. Bush: Uh-oh! I'd better get home before I run outta room! But first... George W. Bush: YEE HAW It's a gusher! I still go tt! ZZZZ Aide: Mr. President! You must have been...ER...lost in thought... Aide #2: We were just telling you about the skyrocketing deficit. George W. Bush: Huh? George W. Bush: Well, don't worry! I just thought a plan for that! ? ? The End!