Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 06, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Super-Justice Team in "Lo, There Comes The Evils!" Roll Call: Ms. Power God-Man Silver Wombat Whirling Wonder The band of superheroes gathers in their headquarters to see what deadly menace may call upon them to pool their super powers in the name of justice! 10:14 am Whirling Wonder: Hi, heroes! Anything come up on the Crime-Puter? Silver Wombat: Yes! The Evil Eight have escaped from prison and are planning a bank heist! Ms. Power: I'll use my power of FLIGHT to search for the Evil Eight's hideout! Silver Wombat: I'll scour the underground for tips on their plans! Whirling Wonder: I'll use my SUPER-SPEED to check on all area banks! God-Man: I'll re-ignite the BIG BANG, rearranging the course of cosmic and biological evolution that brought us to this moment. God-Man rears back and exerts his OMNIPOTENCE powers over the space/ time continuum. Voice: Um...wait. Voice: God-Man, DON'T. 10:14 am Whirling Wonder: Hi, heroes! Anything come up on the Crime-Puter? Silver Wombat: Nope. Nothing's changed. God-Man: Oh, I wouldn't say THAT... Next Week -- The Fearsome Four attack, and the Super Justice Team must again rely on their SEAMLESS TEAMWORK to save the day!