Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 13, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "For Athletic Success...SPARK UP!" Boy: Golly! A flyout again! Slugger: You need an EXTRA SPARK in your swing! Boy: Huh? A talking tricep muscle? Boy: Oh, there's the rest of you...Gosh! It's SLUGGER JENKINS! SLugger: Tetrahydrogestroinone gives you the extra spark to turn fly balls in homers! Clip n' Collect "THE BEST PART IS..."THG" IS UNDETECTABLE UNDER CURRENT UNION-NEGOTIATED TESTING RULES." Voice: Yay! Another home run! Boy: Golly! POW Slugger: Attaboy! Boy: Wow! I don't ever mind the testicular atrophy... ...or the unpredictable rages... Slugger: Why you ungrateful little... For that EXTRA SPARK! THG Anabolic Steroid of Champions Part of this complete doping regimen!