Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2004

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Being George Bush Dude 1: Dude, if you go down this hole, you end up inside President Bush's head! Dude 2: Cool. I'll find out what it's like to be George Bush! ZAP Cheney: Here is Kay's report. We found no W.M.D.s. But Saddam Hussein was a threat to us. Cheney: Of course. We'll put democracy in Iraq, and it will spread across the Middle East. Wife: That's nice, George. Man: Okay, there were a few bad apples guarding the prisons. But we've got to move on! You're doing a suberb job. Man 2: Iraq is the central front in the war on terrorism. I don't see any other choice. The way I see it, our path is clear. Stay the course. Straight ahead. Applause ZAP Dude 2: What a trip! I had this willfully narrow field of vision! Dude 1: Sounds wild! Dude 2: Yeah, but it was hard to steer a bicycle.