Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 10, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollingsworth Hound in "Track & Failed" Poindexter: Mr. Hound, your pollution is causing GLOBAL WARMING. Hound: Global warming?! Why, I'm a SKEPTIC on the whole notion! Poindexter: I've got a climate simulation model here...!! Hound: You like jumping, Poindexter? C'mere... Hound: I built this expensive track just for folks like you. Poindexter: ? Hound: Can you clear this hurdle? ZIP Poindexter: Easy! There's plenty of data! IT'S NOT GETTING WARMER Hound: Even IF it's getting warmer, it'll REVERSE itself. Poindexter: Regression analysis... IT'S SHORT-TERM Hound: And even if it won't, it's NATURAL! Poindexter: PUFF Consensus... IT'S NOT CAUSED BY HUMAN ACTIVITY Hound: And even if it's man-made, we might LIKE it! Poindexter: HUFF PUFF IT MIGHT BE BENEFICIAL Hound: And even if NOT -- we can't control the whole WORLD! TRIP Poindexter: OOF THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY Hound: ...so we might as well assume that... IT'S NOT GETTING WARMER The End PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE OF CONCERNED AMERICANS FOR PROGRESS AND LIBERTY AND TRUTH AND PROGRESS AND CONCERN. A subsidary of ExxonMobilNerrexCo.