Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2006

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the party was going well until the australopithecine showed up. charley's offering to the hostess is unappreciated. schaeffer-light tall-boys? enjoy! conversation is not smooth. anybody want to see my canker core? boasts about his method of locomotion are wholly misunderstood. don't get me wrong -- I'm no homo-erectus or anything, but i am fully bipedal. liberties are taken. sorry i was so long. when i saw they had a 'we tunes' i couldn't resist a shower. after a territorial display when someone approaches the cheez-doodles... raaarrrr! ... and an unfortunate schaefer-light - induced episode... the water buffalo are on the run! hit the deck! no, i thought you invited him! ... the evening comes to an abrupt end. man, was i a hit!