Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 01, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Super Delegate "He Came to Save Them From Democracy!" In a dying, super-advanced city... Man: Ballooning deficits and low approval ratings have doomed us! Man: In this rocket, I can at least save ONE of our superior kind! Man: We must live on... The lonely rocket glides over primitive, faraway lands... IOWA WISC ...and finally alights in a realm of simple folk -- A troubled, indecisive people incapable even of democratically deciding on a leader... Woman: CLINTON Man: OBAMA! CLINTON! Man: OBAMA! Man: CLINTON! Man: OBAMA! Man: OBAMA ...and in need of a wise and powerful hero! Man: SUPER DELEGATE! Super Delegate: Your nominee will be... To Be Continued - In the next installment! Stay at home, and wait to find out the exciting result! - Don't bother voting! -