Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 07, 2009
Transcript:
day of the zombie banks guy: is mr. walton available? secretary: arr... guy: um... thank you. hi, mr. walton. have you reviewed our mortgage application? walton: arr. woman: are you saying you can't give us credit? walton: arr! gerry walton guy: what th--? good lord! get back! this is a zombie bank! walton: arr... bonus! woman: zombie? guy: the bank's liabilities exceed its assets! it's the walking dead! thwak walton: arr! guy: don't you see? they can't be killed! walton: arr... bailout... guy: there's only one thing we can do! woman: what?! guy: buy them! woman: it's not so bad, but be sure to lock up your checkbook. zombies: bonus bailout. bonus.. and so, bank nationalization saved them! but... that night, horrible cries could be heard coming from a deroit office building... the end?
Durak Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Very cool!
boozoothatswho almost 16 years ago
Banker: And I’ll take advantage of your ignorance and petty greed, make you an obscenely insupportable loan, invent inherently fraudulent bundled financial instruments, and run a Ponzi scheme on the universe.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 16 years ago
So bankers are now just like congress critters? … BTW, the biggest Ponzi scheme ever in the universe is social security.
ronebofh almost 16 years ago
someguy53: the point isn’t that people are losing their houses. The point is that banks loaded up on bad debt that everyone bought and when people lost their houses, every one on the bank debt food chain got hosed. The blame for that falls on the morons giving out bad loans to deadbeats, not the deadbeats.
sensrule92 almost 16 years ago
@Someguy53: I agree with you. You’re a bank. You have the government putting the squeeze on you to grant risky mortgages to give everyone a shot at the American Dream–even those with bad credit who can’t budget. Then when it all falls apart, you get blamed.
Remember, the money that has been lent doesn’t just belong to the ‘big bad bank’ it belongs to others who knew how to budget and were saving wisely for the future. It’s the deadbeats who are causing this financial trauma, aided by the government who forced the banks to lend money to people that they wouldn’t have otherwise.
ChiehHsia almost 16 years ago
Amazing - I’m a bleeding-heart liberal Democrat and I agree with just about all of you. Except for the part about Social Security… that would have been just fine if Congress had kept its filthy collective hand out of the cookie jar for the past 30 or so years!
runar almost 16 years ago
Grokenstein - what you’ve posted here shows more sense and insight than I’ve seen anywhere else on this topic. May I borrow your words if I find them useful?
intjudo almost 16 years ago
In the 4th panel he’s winding up to backhand the zombie with the umbrella…with his LEFT hand…
…then in the 5th panel, he’s completed a backhand strike to the zombie’s head, but the umbrella is somehow in his RIGHT hand at the end of the stroke…
My contribution to this important dialogue, you’re welcome very much in advance!
scotchfaster almost 16 years ago
This is a great, scary, funny strip.
I have a friend in the mortgage business and asked him what the hell was going on here. He said that basically banks were getting rich off of charging points. Investors loved it and were rewarding the banks for massive short term profits.
And now that everything’s falling apart, the government cleans up after the mess with our tax dollars…giving it to the same morons who got us into this mess. Except maybe they’re not morons after all.
Sigh…I like Obama, but he’s just treading water here. IMO we need to nationalize these failed businesses that are “too big to fail” and provide accountability, not throw money at them.