Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 20, 2011
May 13, 2011
May 27, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Max & Doug Adventures Doug: Wow! We're out on the open sea! Max: What's great about a baby and a small talking animal alone on a boat? Max: It's a macabre horror. The Maroon Avenger Maroon Avenger: Is it insane to stalk the streets in crime-fighting garb? Maroon Avenger: Not in a world gone mad... Police Officer: There he is! Police Officer: No, it actually is quite insane. Maroon Avenger: Can I lick you? Thomas Edison, 2011 Thomas: Eureka! I've done it! Man: You've invented another productivity-enhancing device? Thomas: No, I developed a new content aggregator to maximize web traffic! Dr. Doctor, M.D. Dr.: Good news, Mr. Turner. Mr. Turner: My tumor is benign? Dr.: Even better! It's benevolent! Mr. Turner: Huh? Dr.: Right now it's in the children's ward, making balloon animals. Dad's Stupid Boy: The toaster's broken. Mother: Don't tell your dad! He'll try to fix it! Mother: And you know he'll make things worse! He's incompetent! And stupid! After the Rapture CARTOONS Hey, anybody see what happened to the priest I walked in here with? Anyone? ...Hello?"
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ronebofh over 13 years ago
God bless you, Ruben Bolling.
cnfree69 over 13 years ago
Lonely rabbi! Classic!
meetinthemiddle over 13 years ago
Except Revelations is only specific about the 144,000 jews that will be taken up. Everyone else is just guessing.
SVeidt over 13 years ago
“Dad’s Stupid” is hilarious.
Z-mage over 13 years ago
The macabre horror in the first strip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
ickymungmung over 13 years ago
The only thing that would make Super-Fun-Pak-Comix better is if it came with bubble gum. I am officially Rapture Ready!
Donaldo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Tom the Dacing Bug: best part of Saturday
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Is “Dad’s Stupid” a comedy or a drama? (That isn’t a stupid question, is it?)
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
As much as I (a male) tend to defend the “dumb male” stereotype in other comics, I think “Dad’s Stupid” is priceless. There’s pathos there, like if you’ve ever imagined what it would really feel like to be Charlie Brown.
Maybe Dad’s got other qualities, though. Maybe he’s really considerate, and a sensitive lover, and a nurturing father. Maybe he’s rich and has an enormous penis. Mom hasn’t left him, after all. And who’s stupider, the stupid Dad or the Mom who married him?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
hogenmogen, as I’m typing this, I’m listening to Tori Amos sing:“God, sometimes you just don’t come through.”