Tv: Today was a slow news day. Tv: No politicians said or did anything stupid. Tv:....so with our remaining time we're going to run a youtube video of a chimp on roller skates.
Must be why 20% get their news from Rush, 30% get their news from Stewart, and 50% of us use the paper for puppy training.Oops, sorry, 5% of us intellects read the funny pages, if someone explains them to us.
comicgos over 13 years ago
That must be why they keep the cameras on palin!
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
They must be watching last place CBS Nightly News.
chezvalentine Premium Member over 13 years ago
“No politicians said or did anything stupid.” I think that’s a sign of the apocalypse.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
It’s the end of the world.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
No, NOT chimps! KITTENS! We want KITTENS!
I think it’s time for a 3rd party!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Must be why 20% get their news from Rush, 30% get their news from Stewart, and 50% of us use the paper for puppy training.Oops, sorry, 5% of us intellects read the funny pages, if someone explains them to us.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
And pigs are flying and it is snowing in hell.
6ryph0n over 13 years ago
That would just mean lazy reporters…
Number Three over 13 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
Well, hasn’t anybody been listening to the broohaha about Anthony Weiner’s alleged ‘weiner’ picture?
worldisacomic over 13 years ago
We now have the Weiner Roast to entertain us!
darkvader over 13 years ago
that’s understandable, politicians are doing nothing.
pirate227 over 13 years ago
He said he didn’t send it but, couldn’t confirm whether it was his ‘weiner’ or not.
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Clearly all the politicians are dead.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Oh no not the weIner! I’m laughing my can off every morning listening to the morning show talking about that guy. What an idiot.