Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 27, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Seal Team Six Man: WE DID IT! Man #2: We got Bin Laden and made it out alive, without being captured! Man: We should reflect on the horrific yet necessary work we did on behalf of our country and freedom... ZAP Man: What?! Where are we? Man #2: Wh...? Why do we look like this? Mickey: BECAUSE YOU BELONG TO US NOW! Man: We've been captured? But HOW?! Man #2: WHO?! Mickey: The Disney Corporation! Two days after your mission, we filed a trademark for "Seal Team Six"! You're now our intellectual property! Man: We'll NEVER cooperate! Our mission belongs to America! Mickey: You have no choice! You shall do our crass, commercial bidding! Man: NOOOOOOOO! GoofY: Come on, we've got to get "A Very SEAL TEAM SIX Christmas" out by Thanksgiving! ACTION! Mickey: There's Scrooge, team! Shoot him in the eye! Man: Roger that, Mickey! Donald: CUT! That's a wrap! Now we do poses for snow globes!
bdaverin over 13 years ago
They’ll never make it past the review process with that one.
TheWildSow over 13 years ago
Ooh, ooh…..I want that snow globe!
Leshka over 13 years ago
I saw a comic strip a week or so ago that had Disney’s version of Seal Team Six with real seals.shudder
TheDOCTOR over 13 years ago
I thought The Courts told Disney “No” to this?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
whennnnn you wish upon a staaaaaar,makes no difference who you arrrrrrre…
runar over 13 years ago
Disney dropped their application for the trademark. (http://tinyurl.com/42ctspz) Apparently, even they had to succumb to negative publicity. It certainly wasn’t due to some suit on the Disney board having an attack of scruples. Apparently, they wanted ot for an action TV series on ABC.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Where does it say every idea has to be a good idea? (although I admit this one was a stinker.)
David_J Premium Member over 13 years ago
Man, Disney really is nothing more than a cold, heartless monster.
ickymungmung over 13 years ago
Seal Team Six! ™ (c’mon, everybody sing) Seal Team Six!™ (that’s right, gonna shoot out the lights) S.E.A.L.T.-that’s right-E.A.M.S.I.X.™ (c’mon, everybody) Let’s go, party in the USA® Seal Team Six™—get it fixed® Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Britney and Miley gonna sing along Bring them in a chopper that won’t go down Pay the bill and shoot to kill Everybody party on! Seal Team Six™™™!!!!!
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
Osama bin Llama?! Disney has struck again!