Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 07, 2011

Ha! Chunky monkey rules!

Call the cat union, if they have spies they might have lawyers too.Maybe Bob Jimbob has a cousin?

My cats keep me buying and buying and buying premium cat food flavors in the hopes that I will find one that suits their finicky tastes.

Today they like it but tomorrow they will look at me as if I offered them some kind of poison when I offer the exact same food.

I think they do it for the sport of it.

If that lawsuit works out, there are zillions of companies I could sue, including the makers of frozen zucchini bread full of chemicals, for labeling it “Just like Grandma made!” and the producers of “pasteurized process cheese food product” for including the word “food.”

Annnnd, he’s back on the Monkey!

He’s right. There were hardly any chunks of monkey in there.

lol, I don’t know what’s more awesome – that kitty on the bag giving a thumbs-up or the chunky monkey reference – I remember that strip!

Guess I should lay off that Chubby Hubby stuff, according to Bucky’s theory, lol.

Only took me 10 days to figure out GET FUZZY was here… YAY!

He should talk to Garfield. Grafield was disappointed that dog biscuit didn’t taste at all like doggie…..myself I have never found toe-foo that tasted like toe…go figure

I love that cat. I’m glad he’s somebody elses!

Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! I give it a thumbs up!

love the chunky monkey! monkey flavor or not!

LOL Reminds me of a packaged sandwich I bought. On the front it said “Made with real cheese”. On the ingrediants it listed “imitation artifical cheese food product”.

it’s a llc corp-bucky don’t waste your time. work on making rob miserable, you know how the all night meowing mournfully in his ear works.

There’s no moose in chocolate mousse, either. And don’t get me started on Grape-Nuts. No grapes, no nuts!

hariseldon, I thought Grape-Nuts was a disease….

BTW, I hope there aren’t any Phish in Phish Food……

Ha—good one.

Worst case of false advertising since Pig discovered there was no free dolphin in his can of dolphin-free tuna.

in c ration cheese, the first thing listed is,plastic.

I can’t tell you how little I believe what stupid idiots say on infomercials.

Bucky has a point. Where’s the Monkey in the ice cream?! Where’s the gold in the Mayan Gold chocolate bar?! At least when mom made large tapioca and called it Frog’s Eyes (to convince me it was tastey), it at least looked like Frog’s Eyes.

Bring forth your lawyers Bucky! Its time for diet food to taste tantalizing, sizzling, freakin’ terrific!

So, even though these story lines are out of order, you can tell which days belong to which story lines by the background color. This ‘diet’ story line is in purple, the ’throw down ’tory line was yellow.