grog, ladyfingers: you must not live in the suburbs, where things are placed too far apart to permit walking anywhere (assuming there are even sidewalks) and taxicabs are something you see on TV shows set in the Big City. It’s positively perverse how suburban planners design the environment so that it’s impossible to get anywhere—even to places whose whole point is the consumption of alcohol—without driving.
kreole over 13 years ago
He needs a cell camera phone to start taking pics of himself .
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well I don;t know about you, gmartin997, but when I go to the bar, I either walk (if it’s close enough) or take a taxi.
Dkram over 13 years ago
That’s ok, he’ll make it to the floor before he makes it to the car.
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Sandfan over 13 years ago
I had to drive, Officer. I’m too drunk to walk.
prrdh over 13 years ago
As a Senator, he presumably has had us taxpayers spring for a chauffeur-driven gas-guzzling limo.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
grog, ladyfingers: you must not live in the suburbs, where things are placed too far apart to permit walking anywhere (assuming there are even sidewalks) and taxicabs are something you see on TV shows set in the Big City. It’s positively perverse how suburban planners design the environment so that it’s impossible to get anywhere—even to places whose whole point is the consumption of alcohol—without driving.
lanman03 over 13 years ago
@puddleflum1066 – It’s good to have friends, even in suburbia.
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
…And yet he does… both.
cheetahqueen over 13 years ago
You should not spend money that’s not yours, period!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Where we live, there are no sidewalks and taxis are kinda scarce. Still…people should not drive if they’re drunk.
Homesoul over 13 years ago
Only in the Treetops world could a Senator could get wasted and not resign his seat even if Skyler had a video camera.