Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 18, 2011

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    He needs a cell camera phone to start taking pics of himself .

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Well I don;t know about you, gmartin997, but when I go to the bar, I either walk (if it’s close enough) or take a taxi.

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    That’s ok, he’ll make it to the floor before he makes it to the car.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    I had to drive, Officer. I’m too drunk to walk.

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    prrdh  over 13 years ago

    As a Senator, he presumably has had us taxpayers spring for a chauffeur-driven gas-guzzling limo.

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    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    grog, ladyfingers: you must not live in the suburbs, where things are placed too far apart to permit walking anywhere (assuming there are even sidewalks) and taxicabs are something you see on TV shows set in the Big City. It’s positively perverse how suburban planners design the environment so that it’s impossible to get anywhere—even to places whose whole point is the consumption of alcohol—without driving.

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    lanman03  over 13 years ago

    @puddleflum1066 – It’s good to have friends, even in suburbia.

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    comicnut4636  over 13 years ago

    …And yet he does… both.

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    cheetahqueen  over 13 years ago

    You should not spend money that’s not yours, period!

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    Where we live, there are no sidewalks and taxis are kinda scarce. Still…people should not drive if they’re drunk.

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    Homesoul  over 13 years ago

    Only in the Treetops world could a Senator could get wasted and not resign his seat even if Skyler had a video camera.

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